Robert Alston, HumoristRobert spent 18 years as a financial consultant with one of the largest brokerage firms in the world. During his career, he garnered such achievements as President's Club and Top Producer Awards. He has published Faultless Freddie's Football Forecast, a humorous weekly prognostication for college football, and charmed both radio and TV audiences with his highly accurate and hilarious predictions. Additionally, Robert built a very successful marketing business with an international company and was named that corporations "Marketing Executive of the Year" and included in their prestigious "Hall of Fame."

Robert has entertained audiences in 37 states and, after living in Florida for 25 years, has returned to his native state of Georgia where, as he puts it, "Heaven's just a local call." He and his first wife, Berta, reside in Hamilton, Georgia.

Robert is a native of Columbus, and graduated from the University of Georgia in 1970. After returning to Columbus from Athens, he worked in the vending business. In December of 1972 he and his wife, Berta, moved to Winter Park, Florida (Orlando area), where he spent 20 years as a stockbroker with a major firm. Always having a desire to live in the country and enjoy the small town atmosphere, Robert and Berta have become very attached to the people of Hamilton.

He will soon be publishing Thoughts From The Prone Position, a collection of humorous quotes, anecdotes, and thoughts on many subjects.

He is a charter member of the H. I. B. C. – The Hamilton International Breakfast Club – that meets rather informally each morning at the Pastime Café on the square in Hamilton. Their motto is "Support for the Community – Advice for the World."

Robert is currently involved in the Young Life, Campus Crusade for Christ, Fellowship of Christian Athletes, and the Gridiron Club of University of Georgia. Robert is a spiritual man, and describes himself as a "Methobapterian," asserting that God does have a sense of humor. His hobbies include fishing, a severe addiction to baseball, reading and lifelong dieting.

"I have been blessed with Berta, my wife of 32 years," says Robert. They have two children: Travis, who lives with his wife, Melanie, and son, Tate, in Huntsville AL, and Mary Grace, who lives with her husband, Marcus, in Tuscaloosa, AL.

Robert’s philosophy by which he tries to live is "When times are good for you, work hard to keep the same hat size."

 

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